* admin law is made way more difficult than it needs to be
* buses hurt my ears when they drive past a street corner
* carrots stay good in the fridge for way too long
* driving is actually therapeutic
* exams used to be fun, what happened to that
* fridays are unfortunately ruined, forever
* golf balls hurt when you get hit by them
* hello kitty definitely should have stayed in the 90s
* icecream is better in winter
* junk should be ditched not hoarded
* kind people are hard to come by these days
* love goes both ways
* mirrors don't always tell the truth
* noise always travels further than you think
* octopus tastes good when cooked by korean people
* pride reminds me of a balloon
* quarreling gets loud when it comes from a house next door
* reaping benefits always requires patience
* strepsils got cheap and only have 16 in a box now
* trust is good
* uniformity hinders creativity
* vegemite is a godsend
* xeroxing should be an official noun
* zagat should totally come to australia
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